Happy Dance

This is a good thing to do if you have a fundraising stall at a church fair or if you are just wanting to give as gifts... I print this Jelly bean prayer onto some small cards and then I make up bags of Jelly beans with each of the colours in them... fix a card to each packet of coloured Jelly beans and either give away as gifts or sell as a fund raiser on a stall. They are easy for kids to make as well..

Jelly Bean Prayer:

A JAR FULL OF JELLY BEANS
SO COLORFUL AND SWEET
IS A PRAYER, IS A PROMISE,
IS EVERYONE'S TREAT.

You’re growing old when:

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.

The gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bi -focals.

You feel like the morning after, but you haven’t been anywhere.

You get winded playing cards.

Your children begin to look middle aged.

A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable urge.

You know all the answers, but no body asks the questions.

You look forward to a dull evening.

You need glasses to find glasses.

You turn out the light for economy instead of romance.

You sit in a rocking chair but can’t make it go.

Your knees buckle but your belt wont.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You put your bra on back to front and it fits better.

Your little black book contains mainly names beginning with Dr.

Your house is too big and your medicine cabinet is not big enough.

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.